Two Goats & an Ass


Two Goats & an Ass is a moisturizing anti-friction cream for cyclists, equestrians, and anyone who spends a lot of time in the saddle.


We spend a lot of time in the saddle, and regardless of whether that saddle is sitting on a bike or sitting on a horse, saddle sores are always a concern. Two Goats & an Ass is our solution to making those long rides a little more tolerable.

Skin-loving oils and Vitamin E work alongside the goat milk base to provide a smooth cream that doesn’t feel heavy, yet helps to protect those sensitive bits from rubbing and chafing. A little bit of beeswax gives this chamois cream staying power, and menthol provides that cool, fresh tingle that pedal-heads love. We’ve also added a splash of tea tree oil and lavender oil to soothe your skin and work their anti-microbial and anti-fungal magic down under.

Say “Neigh” to saddle sores with a little help from Tipsy Toad Soaps’ Two Goats & an Ass Chamois Cream.

Please note: Due to the use of liquid goat milk in this product a preservative (Geogard ECT) is necessary to prevent spoilage. This product must be stored below 45°C  for the preservative to continue working

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Weight 180 g


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